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rangerdanger
08-01-2003, 05:25 AM
20 or more years ago I heard of a critter repellent that zoo's were selling. *Called ZooDoo (really) it was the **** of lions, tigers and other meat-eaters. *Placed around your garden it would keep deer, etc. away.
Then I started thinking--deer in Calif. don't know about tigers. *How could this work? *Then I realized it works because deer can tell it's **** from a meat-eater. *So they stay away.
10 years later I figured out that if I fed my dog meat the day before visiting my guerilla garden, and gave him a bran muffin while we were there, the results would be the same. ***** from a meat eater. *It works, really really good.
Last week while visiting my garden I had to answer nature's call and then I finally made the connection--people **** works just as well (if you eat meat). Don't bury it.
Guerilla gardens are remote and isolated and the only person that should ever be there is you, so it's not gonna gross anyone else out.
Of course, you don't crap on or next to your plants (unless your star man), but on the perimeter or any pathways in.
Also, if you crap on a pathway in, it will likely make curious wandering people turn back as well.
I water my plants at dawn so it's no problem to 'wait' until I get there.
So next time you visit your garden try it.


(Edited by rangerdanger at 4:26 am on Aug. 1, 2003)

Budweiser 3
08-01-2003, 01:13 PM
sounds like a winner LOG ta me:lmao::biglaugh:

greenthumbdanny
08-01-2003, 02:38 PM
I've thought of it but never done it. I will give it a shot. Should I make a **** every time i visit the crop ranger or is one **** good lol

Hicountry2
08-01-2003, 08:26 PM
sounds like it's worth a shot..


hell, I say go one step further. Why not combine the dinner meat dish with...say, a bowl of "green chili'"!!
Sort of a hot pepper spray combination :roflmao:

rangerdanger
08-01-2003, 09:42 PM
Probably the ideal dinner would be venison.
Btw, if yur gonna do this, bring t.p., so so so so so so so much better than leaves.

HappyJay
08-01-2003, 09:51 PM
An excellent idea Ranger.
Do you think it would work with feral pigs as they are meat eaters themselves, (only other thing around here is roos, it should work with them though!)
Also, do you think it would be possible for LEO to match the DNA (even of your dogs), if they were to happen upon it?